Dateline: The Moon: NOSA, the Greater Earth Space Administration and Bimzo the Magnificent have decided to carve up the moon into separate parcels of ownership in a speculative land grab that should make previously titles and agreements obsolete. For example, Lunar Colony 5 which had been fully under the auspices of the United States of North America, the USNA, it will now have portions of its foothold to include one of its main domes in No man’s Land. As a result, they will have to purchase that right, once again, from a subsidiary of Ira Platinumstein, the son-in-law, of his excellency El Presidente Real Importante Real-Much So. More on this to come. We hope.